THE DAY IN HEADLINES

OFFICE WORKER INCAPABLE OF RATIONAL THOUGHT
Day of extremes leads to mental paralysys

"YOUR CALL QUALITY IS GREAT!" One manager, 57, tells Office worker, 25

"YOUR CALL QUALITY IS SH1T" Another manager, 41, tells same Office worker just two hours later.

MOULD HAS VAST RANGE OF CALL QUALITY, SURVERY REVEALS

NORWEGIAN WORKERS URGED TO WRITE THEIR OWN BLOGS
"The Blogging community is expanding by the second!" exclaims on recent convert, 25.