Fat of the Land

I shouldn’t have just eaten that mini bakewell. Or that cookie!

BUT

I have gone vegetarian.

Just spoken to my Dad;
Me; “Can you make sure my Mother knows that I no longer eat meat?”
Dad; “Again? Ha ha ha! But she’s cooking steak…”
Me; “Oh well.”
Dad; “Lovely, juicy steak with lots of fries. Mmmmmmm!”
Me; “Well, I’m not eating meat so that wouldn’t interest me.”
Dad; “Don’t be daft, I’ll tell her you want some. Bye” and he hangs up.