Returning

Dear Reader,

I am back after a week of the following;

1) Manic busyness caused mainly buy staff shortages and poor computer systems.
2) Illness
3) Travel plans.

I have learnt;
1) I may only get ill once or twice a year but its fucking painful when I do.
2) My boss has cold blood.
3) A weekend of doing literally nothing (due to illness) can be very relaxing.

I have contemplated all sorts of things for this blog in the last week. But I am decideing to take an aversion to anything of consequence (much like the BBC does).

So don't watch this space - go an watch Channel 4 News.

And give me Edinburgh tips that don't involve the Mighty Boosh!

Yours

Big Mould

PS, Without wishing to sound bitter. What on earth is so fooking good about South East Asia? EH?