There's more

I am alone again.

We had to shut the blinds earlier. The dark was eerie.

H has been giving me the details of her current menstual cycle. I do not wish to know but that hasn't stopped her. No one has ever been this frank with me before. It is unsettling.

Someone sent a forward around;
-It had these comedy metaphors in;
-He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left York at 6:36 p.m. travelling at 55 mph, the other from Peterborough at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

I laughed at this.