Feasting Fasting

Appetizer
On average, approximately how many times per day do you yawn?
On average, 3 or 4 in the evening before bed. If I have any sort of training this is likely to be significantly higher! Also, there's that tired drunk thing where you yawn all the time but don't feel tired. Weird.

Soup
What was your most memorable school field trip?
France. I was obsessed with this girl (completely besotted by her) so I asked her out and she said no. So I asked her best mate out. Didn't go down too well. Also, I was sharing a room with the guy I ended up having "relations" with.

Salad
Fill in the blank: I was extremely ANGRY ABOUT WORK this week.

Main Course
Which colour do you think of when you hear the word "soothing"?
Blue.

Dessert
What is something that, if you had to, you could save up the money to buy within one month?
An IPOD. I really want one.

Listmania

Not for the first time I have been inspired by the Fairy to write lots of lists so here goes;

Where have I been for two weeks?
- Newcastle on a Symposium! Get me!
- Newquay, for a week with my housemates and Big Ben! It was fun!
- Getting a permanent contract and making the Fairy lots of money in the process.

Why is this Blog so short?
- Because I am obsessed by the football and France are playing Spain in 15 minutes.
- My mothers spicy chicken stew has had a negative effect on me
- I have a visitor!

More soon.

On my travels

I'm at the airport!

This keyboard is very weird. Its completely flat.

There are lots of people here considering it is on 7.20am

How busy are the trains in the morning? Very very busy! I had to STAND on the 6:05. Unheard of.

I only have 5 minutes on this thing so I had better go. And they have just called my flight. Don't want a repeat of Edinburgh 04 when I made the flight late cos I was looking at perfume.

Have a good day.

Lateness pain

I didn't blog last night. On Monday I woke up with a painful neck. Everytime I moved, I yelped like a dog. This meant that I had to sit in my chair wathing a film called Green Street with a heat pack on my neck. But it worked and now I am back to full strength.

So apologies.

I'd like to get some conversation going about the Mighty Boosh with particular reference to Paul!
Is it good? Is it bad? Tell me, tell me, tell me!

I will be attending the Edinburgh Festival with the Becster on August 22nd. Please let me have reccomendations of shows I should see.